The Witch's Pyramid

Yet another excerpt from my soon-to-be-released book...


"As I was perusing the library shelves one day, I came across numerous books on creating your life through visualization and positive thinking.  Reading through all those books, I started to realize, “O my goddess!  This is the Witch’s Pyramid!”  Here were all these new releases teaching a concept that has been passed down through generations of Witches.  My first thought was, “Foolish mortals…it’s about time.”  So, if you’ve been reading a lot of self-help and positive thinking books, you may recognize the similarity to the Witch’s Pyramid.

    I wrote it in rhyming fashion to make it easier to remember, as well as an attempt to make it fun.  Included is a more detailed description, in case the poem doesn't cut it.

The Witch’s Pyramid begins at the base.

Remember these corners, if its peak you would trace:

First, Imagination is fueled by desire,

Then ritual raises the energy higher.

Next, energy is molded and shaped by Will,

Then focused by the spell designed to fulfill.

Faith feeds desires with enthusiasm and love,

So relax, let go and be confident it will come.

But, continue in Secrecy, protect with closed mouth;

Lest the energy be weakened or scatter about.

When balanced and functioning, the Pyramid is whole;

At the top is Accomplishment of your particular goal."

Hope this inspires you to start creating the wonderful life you deserve.

All Blessings Be.  )O(

Eve: The 1st Woman

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these beautiful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord I'm lonely and sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What is a 'man' Lord? "

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you are complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your ah...physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch?"

"Yeah, well.....you can have him on one condition."

"What's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. So just remember it's our secret, Woman to Woman!"

All Blessings Be. )O(